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Bite Me

Bite Me
Title: Bite Me
Author:
Оценка: 4.7 of 5, readers votes - 3
Genre: thriller
Annotation:The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.

Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. `Cept there`s no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they`re vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue.

Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she`s really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there`s that vampire cat Chet, who`s getting bigger and smarter and thirstier by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non &

Before you can say 'OMG! WTF?' Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby`s gay Goth friend Jared, and SF`s finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that`s when the fun really begins.
Table of Contents:

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  1. Christopher Moore Bite Me
  2. 1. Hello Kitty
  3. 2. Test
  4. 3. The Samurai of Jackson Street
  5. TOMMY
  6. CHET
  7. THE EMPEROR
  8. STEVE
  9. THE EMPEROR
  10. 4. Good-bye Love Lair
  11. BEING THE JOURNAL OF ABBY NORMAL,
  12. JODY
  13. INSPECTOR RIVERA
  14. 5. The Further Chronicles of Abby Normal, Miserable, Broken-hearted Emo-ho of the Night
  15. RIVERA
  16. 6. The Vampire Parrots of Telegraph Hill
  17. 7. The Fog Comes on Little Cat Feet and Whatnot
  18. FOO
  19. JARED
  20. THE ANIMALS
  21. JARED
  22. 8. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, in the Double-doomed Doghouse of Despair
  23. 9. Tenderloin
  24. 10. Unlikely Knights
  25. THE EMPEROR
  26. THE ANIMALS
  27. THE EMPEROR
  28. 11. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Pathetic Failure to All Creatures Great and Small
  29. JODY
  30. 12.Alchemy
  31. THE EMPEROR
  32. 13.Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Who, Befouled by the Wicked Taint of Rat Suck, Must Find Her Own Murderer
  33. 14. The Samurai of Jackson Street II
  34. RIVERA AND CAVUTO
  35. 15. Head in the Clouds and Vice Versa
  36. TOMMY
  37. THE NOTORIOUS FOO DOG
  38. KATUSUMI OKATA
  39. THE ANIMALS
  40. 16. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Nosferatu
  41. THE EMPEROR
  42. FOO DOG
  43. 17. Wide Awake in Sucker-Free
  44. TOMMY
  45. FOO
  46. THE OLD ONES
  47. 18. Carpe Noctem
  48. MARVIN
  49. CHET
  50. TOMMY
  51. JODY
  52. 19. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Oh Day Dwellers Doth Betray Me?
  53. THE OLD ONES
  54. 20. Hunters
  55. TOMMY AND ABBY
  56. RIVERA
  57. OKATA
  58. 21. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: The Mopey Monosexuality of an Outcast Cutie Corpse
  59. 22. Meeting at the Palace
  60. RIVERA
  61. ROLF
  62. TOMMY
  63. MARVIN
  64. 23. Brat in the Paper Aisle
  65. MAKEDA
  66. THE EMPEROR
  67. JODY
  68. CHET
  69. JODY
  70. 24. A Love Story?
  71. JODY
  72. FOO DOG
  73. THE LOVE LAIR
  74. TOMMY AND JODY
  75. THE RAVEN
  76. 25. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Failed Nosferatu, Heartbroken Day Dweller, and Deposed Backup Mistress of the Greater Bay Area Darkness
  77. About the Author


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